Saturday, October 23, 2010

Last game

Perfect vista to see the Heisman winner blow through some holes

War Eagle!

The Auburn Football Family

Today we're gonna see Auburn (hopefully) kick some LSU Tiger butt. Because the wife is new faculty and was hired in the spring, we weren't able to get on the faculty ticket list. And, because of other commitments (notably Kentucky Colonel Day at Churchill Downs), this is the last game we'll be able to attend this season. (And yes, both the wife and I are colonels. Don't ask how.)

Because we don't know our situation for next year, this could actually be the last game we see for awhile. And I have to say, while I didn't enjoy football in high school or college, I am surprised by how much of a college football convert I have become.

I didn't get it before. I didn't understand that in places like the rural South, your college team is all you have. You don't have professional sports teams readily nearby (name a top tier professional sports team in Mississippi or Alabama. Go ahead. I'll wait.), so there is nothing of that sort to identify with. In Connecticut, you were either a Yankee fan or a Red Sox fan. College football? I don't think so. Patriots, Jets, or Giants. Or if you lived in upstate NY, the Bills (shudder).

But down here, all you have is your school. The school you may have gone to, or not (from what I understand, the vast majority of 'bama fans never went there. Infer what you will about the level of class)And it's the place you stay loyal to because, despite the vast sums of $ that are available to teams in the BCS system, they, unlike professional sports teams, aren't going to leave your town. They are a part of the community. They are loyal to the alumni, faculty, students, and fans who flock to the campus every Saturday (regardless of where the team is playing. Auburn travels well. Nebraska and Clemson as well), and stake out there spots, and welcome other fans (who support their team or not) in an open, friendly, gregarious nature. The college isn't the Yankees or the Red Sox, able to shell out over $200 million a year in salaries in an openly disgusting manner in the middle of the recession while raping working families for $50/tix to seat in the nosebleeds. (An aside, sometimes the Yankees make it really hard to root for them.) And yes, while some of the tickets aren't cheap, there really isn't anything like being in a stadium with 85,000 other people.

Here at Auburn, the senior level staff and those associated with the school talk about the Auburn family, how everyone is welcome and how we all look out for one another. And despite being the Yankee I am, I have felt welcome from the very moment we crossed the state line 3.5 months ago. In a strange way, those 85,000 people have become my family. And regardless of how long we stay, (or don't) I will always be an Auburn Tiger.

War Eagle

Monday, October 4, 2010

Roundup of interesting facts I've learned so far

In no particular order:

  1. Armadillos carry leprosy. Ewww.
  2. Deer sausage is really, really, really good.
  3. Collard greens are good in a soup, but fricking nasty when they're cooked normally. (Boiled, then simmered with a ham hock for what seems like forever. Verdict? Still gross.)
  4. It seems we are the only people in the neighborhood to sleep with their windows open at night. This seems weird to me.
  5. I know I will be going hunting for deer this fall / winter.
  6. I know that if I actually do kill a deer, I will cry. Maybe not right then and there, but eventually.
  7. I am ok with the above two items. I actually think this is healthy. We've been removed from our food sources for too long.
  8. The only way to get rid of an armadillo is to either remove its food source, or kill it.
  9. The landlord opted for option #1.
  10. Armadillos are gross. And they grunt.
  11. The redneck version of cow-tipping is armadillo kicking. Because they can't see well, you approach them from behind and commence launching. Be prepared for your foot to hurt due to their hard shells.
  12. I have not participated in either cow-tipping or armadillo kicking.
  13. 11am kick-offs make a football game family day at the stadium. All the kiddies are there.
  14. Booing is very much frowned upon at said stadium. Especially in front of kids. I did not know this.  :-/
  15. Additionally, when you say things like, "Hey Ref! Get off your knees, you're blowing the game!" you get frowned at.
So, them's it so far

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Pre-game

War Eagle